First, in the car on the way to the store
Me: Derek, help me remember that we need skim milk, ok?
Derek: Like milk made out of skin?
Me: Uh.....no....
Second, at the cash register of a different store, Anna is staring at the cashier.
Me: Anna, do you like her necklace? Isn't it pretty?
Anna: She has something stuck in her nose.
(that would be her nosering)
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